01
THE MENACE
Head of community relations.
🐾 COMMUNITY MEMECOIN · SOLANA
THE INTERNET
NEEDED LESS
SERIOUSNESS.
So six cats climbed out of the group chat and took over the timeline. COOLCATS is a meme-first community built around attitude, absurdity, and the ancient feline art of doing whatever you want.
NO ROADMAP TO MARS
JUST CATS
BEING CATS
BEING CATS
COOLCATS 🐾 STAY WEIRD 🐾 TOUCH GRASS? NO THANKS 🐾 MEMES > MEETINGS 🐾 SIX CATS ONE TIMELINE 🐾
COOLCATS 🐾 STAY WEIRD 🐾 TOUCH GRASS? NO THANKS 🐾 MEMES > MEETINGS 🐾 SIX CATS ONE TIMELINE 🐾
01 / THE LORE
THEY DIDN'T
START A TOKEN.
THEY STARTED A PROBLEM.
Legend says the first CoolCat appeared at 3:17 AM beside a suspiciously clean parked car, looked directly into the camera, and chose disrespect.
By sunrise, five more had joined: the Side-Eye, the Punk, the Professor, the Pixel Boss, and the Soda Goblin. Nobody knows who gave them Wi-Fi.
Now the alley is open. The only entry requirement is understanding that memes are temporary — cat energy is forever.
NO FAKE UTILITIES.NO CORPORATE LORE.NO PROMISES OF RETURNS.JUST CULTURE, COMMUNITY & CATS.
02 / MEET THE GANG
SIX PERSONALITIES.
ONE TERRIBLE IDEA.
Hover, tap, pick your fighter.
02
THE SIDE-EYE
Reads the roadmap. Judges it anyway.
03
THE PUNK
Brand department. Unlicensed.
04
THE PROFESSOR
Has glasses. Must be technical.
05
PIXEL BOSS
Never sold. Never explained why.
06
SODA GOBLIN
Liquidity manager*
*not actually.
03 / THE TAPE
WATCH THE CATS
DO NUMBERS.
DEXSCREENER
04 / ROADMAP-ish
WE CALL IT A ROADMAP.
THE CATS CALL IT VIBES.
Culture milestones, not financial promises.
OPEN THE ALLEY
Launch the site, socials, Pump.fun page and give the six cats somewhere to cause problems.
NOWFLOOD THE TIMELINE
Meme raids, reaction packs, community art drops, profile-picture energy and maximum cat posting.
MEOWTHE CAT COUNCIL
Community votes on meme themes, collaborations and which cat gets blamed for the next idea.
LATERIRL CAT ENERGY
Explore community-led merch, creator collabs and playful initiatives if the alley wants them.
???05 / ENTER THE GROUP CHAT